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Who is Barry?
Barry is an Aussie wine making guru. He keeps his identity a secret so as to outwit the paparazzi and keep his screaming hordes of fans at bay. He does this not because he is shy or reclusive but because he needs all his spare time to create the magnificent wines that we know and love.
Some Facts About Barry.
- Barry invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Barry gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Barry is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Barry once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- Barry's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barry .
- Barry can speak Braille.
- Barry's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Superman owns a pair of Barry pyjamas.
- Barry owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
- Barry sleeps with a night light. Not because Barry is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barry .
- Barry doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Barry sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled wine making ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday.
- Barry can kill two stones with one bird.
- The only time Barry was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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